“WE GOT SICK OF WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW UNDERGROUND METAL BANDS WE LIKED, SO WE GRABBED A SHITTY MIC AND DID IT OURSELVES.”
— CHERNOGLAV
Your Putrid Creators
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Chort, The Crop Infestor
This Slavic demon loves to infest your villages crops. When he isn’t creating famine he likes listening to obscure underground black metal. He has a weird fascination with Nattramn from Silencer and also won’t shut up about German black metal.
Famous Last Words: “You think you’re better than me?”
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Chernoglav, The Hero With the Silver Moustache
Sporting more than just a moustache under his hood, Chernoglav loves underground Metal, but also listens to a dynamic range of other sub-genres like Power.
Famous Last Words: “We didn’t rip off Batushka, Uada, Midnight, Gaerea, or Groza with our face covers, we just didn’t want to be identified for tax purposes.”
